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The Life of Kosher Meat
You were a cow. You lived a simple life –ate grass, wandered the pastures, chewed your cud. You liked when it was warm and when it rained, and you loved the smell of freshly mown grass. You were going to become kosher meat one day, and you were okay with that. The humans fed you and helped you live, and you knew that it was only right that in return you feed and help them.
When you saw the kosher butcher, you weren’t scared. You knew what was coming. You were ready. And now that you are kosher meat, things are even easier than when you were a cow. You look forward to being eaten, so that the circle of life can continue.
You see the kosher chicken in the glass case next door and feel an overwhelming satiety with everything you now are. Turns out the kosher butcher is sending you in a package as kosher food online to be meat delivered. Interesting, you think. You get packed into a nice cold box, and sent in the mail for a short delivery. A pretty woman opens up the box and begins to prepare you with seasoning. You get nice and toasty in the oven, and your destiny is now complete.
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